Friday, December 05, 2008

where are my keys? i lost my phone.

TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS.

You come here to me, we'll collect those lonely parts and set them down.


One of the kids gave me a stomach virus. Ugggh. That isn't going to stop me tonight though.think circus whore circa 1929 combined with a little lady gaga. Please, no plaid shirts.

Last night I popped my sex shop cherry.some scary ass looking dildos and videos. But cute clothes.I got carded, hahaha.

List of shirts boys could easily seduce you with:
-plaid shirts
-striped shirts
-v-necks
-deep v-necks

Note to self:
Control your poison, babe.

KILL THE LIGHTS!

1 comment:

Mari-Chicano said...

omg gurrrl!!!!

deep v-necks make me quiver!!

imagine if EDWARD CULLEN wore a deep v-neck??

imma lurk you, betch